You know it’s real when he orders pizza on his phone WHILE having sex with you.

the morning of my 22nd birthday i had my second interview at Target and i totally nailed it and now i’m working two jobs which i think is crazy for me but i am so happy where i am in life at the moment!!! i love love love shopping at Target and i absolutely love my job there, all i do is stock and i don’t have to deal with guests AT ALL and i goof around with my co-workers, annnd i get the employee discount 😜

Disneyland isn’t giving me enough hours so Target is most def going to help with extra money so i can finally pay off my credit card and i can FINALLY give my sister her birthday gift that is WAY PAST OVERDUE (I’M SORRY SIS!) and start saaaviiiing up for a car!

also, one of my co-worker from Disneyland invited me to a Birthday/Halloween party on Thursday night and i have that day off and OMG HALLOWEEN TOO it’s on a Saturday and I NEVER SINCE I STARTED WORKING THERE EVER HAD A SATURDAY OFF!!!!! i am soooo freakin’ excited to dress up with my love and go out and get freaky with the night!!! i feel like the stars are aligning and i just want to thank the universe for being good to me and i really hope that doesn’t change anytime soon 💫💕🎃✨

my faith in humanity is forever lost deep in the dark abyss

a fucking guest made me cry because he wouldn’t move from where he shouldn’t be standing when i politely asked him to!!! if it weren’t for Aunt Flo i would’ve said something like “well then you can tell that to security!” and storm off and call security but instead i told Christian my lead and just started to bawl like the baby i am and Christian just LAUGHED at me but he said he won’t send me to do GSO ever again and let me go cool off and when i came back he said he got rid of the guy and his family which i REALLY HOPE HE DID and let me go home like an hour early, he’s not that evil after all 😈

but fucking God man like srsly the whole thing could’ve been avoided i really didn’t ask for much i don’t understand people sometimes